S236 R12 S16 7/3/09
The game itself went 16 innings, and featured the Twins coming back from a 7-1 deficit in the sixth inning off failed starter (and apparently failed reliever) Zach Miner. The Twins suffered the loss, 11-9, after R.A. Dickey ran out of gas at approximately midnight. Pretty epic stuff.
But this site isn't about that stuff. No sir, this site is here to bring you mainly one thing:
DBAG FAN OF THE GAME!!!!!!!
(NOTE: During the All Star Break, We will name the DBag Fan All Star Team! Vote Now!)
Wow. Where Do I begin? I hate to do it but here come the bullet points..
- I wish I could have gotten a better picture of this guy's haircut. It looked like someone gave him a bowl cut with their eyes closed, prompting me to ask him if he cut his own hair just for this game. For the entire duration of the game I addressed him as "Lloyd Christmas." Sad thing is, he responded every time.
- Dude buys one beer from a vendor in the first inning with a hundred dollar bill. What an asshole thing to do. Also, did not tip.
- Stood and cheered way too loudly anytime the Tigers so much as made a routine play in the field.
- Had a girlfriend that was MAYBE 19 but looked 12. Keep in mind, this guy was old enough to drink. She was about 5'0" and 80 lbs. Tiny. Disgusting.
- And the Coup De Grace for this Dbag of the year nominee was the point in the 12th inning when the guy wandered into the row in front of his, and began looking around on the ground intently. Perhaps he was looking for a cell phone part, I thought. Maybe, he has misplaced a contact lens, or cannot find his car keys.
I learned never to give a douchebag the benefit of the doubt: The guy was literally scouring the ground for peanuts that he later shared with his "girlfriend." Floor peanuts. I wish I was making this up.
COMPANY:Naj(2)
Food/Bev: None
Attendance: 33,368 (71.6% full)
Seat Cost: $3.08
Parking cost: $2.00
Total Spent: $5.08
Season Total: $597.99 ($13.28/gm)
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