Game 18...GD Royals

S201 R25 S7 5.2.09






I would bet a week of Craig Breslow's salary that if you put me in a Major League game I would never walk three guys in a row. Three home runs in a row? Maybe. (Okay definitely). Craig Breslow you are the official

Dbag Fan-er- Player of the game. Ass.


"Uh, Craig? The plate is behind you...."






COMPANY:None (6)
Food/Bev:None
Attendance: 29,061 (62.3% full)
Seat Cost: $3.08
Parking cost: $1.50
Total Spent: $4.58
Season Total: $259.32($14.40/gm)

Easter for Twins Fans

S234 R15 S20 5/01/09









Baby Joe-sus returned today and blessed the congregation with an opposite field blast off of the human Swine Flu, Sidney Ponson. Can anyone (anyone?!) explain why this guy gets chance after chance after sweat-inducing chance in this league. He had one DECENT season (2001) and 9 AWFUL seasons. He also beat up a judge in Aruba. Just throwing that out there.

Have you seen this guy pitch? By the third inning the back of his neck looks like a pack of frozen weiners left in the summer sun to melt, sweat and rot. Gross.

Anyhoo, the Twins rolled over Sid the Swine 7-5.


DBAG Fan(s) of the Game!

I began by somewhat loudly proclaiming a disdain for the slumping Michael Cuddyer. This chick and her big-headed boyfriend immediately turn around a profess to me their love of "Cuddy-Buddy." Sigh. I literally apologized and told them I would try to keep it down.
Predictably, a few innings later Cuddyer got a seeing eye single that snuck under the centerfielder's glove for a double.

I stood and clapped, as I am still a fan any time a Twin gets a hit. Even Punto. But what I did not expect was these two clowns to be turned around making faces and clapping in my face. I won't tell you what I said but I only needed to say one sentence to get them sitting.

COMPANY:Christy B (1), Zach (6)
Food/Bev: 1 Sprite x $4.50
Attendance: 24,727 (53% full)
Seat Cost: $3.08
Parking cost: $5.00
Total Spent: $12.58
Season Total: $254.74($14.98/gm)

Twins Beat Rays, Student Night Overrated

S234 R10 S1 4/29/09





COMPANY:None (5)
Food/Bev: 2 Dome dogs x $1.00 each
Attendance: 21,715 (46.6% full)
Seat Cost: $3.08
Parking cost: $1.50
Total Spent: $6.58
Season Total: $242.16($15.13/gm)

DBAG Fan 'O the Game!

The classic "Group of late-20's yuppies who sit and talk about the most random shit for three hours while drinking 3.2 beer." Shut......up! Don't care your thoughts on the Cubs. Don't care your thoughts on Swine Flu. Don't care your theory about Drew Peterson. Don't care that you "went and played some catch with Ry the other day." Don't. Care.

Game Number 15- Twins Win! Nathan Chokes!

234 R10 S1 4.28.09



This game will be remembered for Ben Zobrist, who hit a home run off Joe Nathan to tie the game in the ninth.


COMPANY:Zach (5)
Food/Bev: None
Attendance: 18,974 (40.7% full)
Seat Cost: $3.08
Parking cost: $1.50
Total Spent: $4.58
Season Total: $235.58($15.70/gm)

Game 14, Rays 7 Twins 1

Sec 208 R1 S4



Although Baker appears on my ticket for the evening's "performance," he sucked. Ass. Badly even.



COMPANY: Zach (4), RA (1)
Food/Bev: None
Attendance: 17,988 (38.6% full)
Seat Cost: $3.08
Parking cost: $1.50
Total Spent: $4.58
Season Total: $231.00($16.50/gm)