Game 36, Live from Heaven on Earth.

Aisle314 R3 S118 6/12/09




My buddy recently moved to Brazil (read his adventures here) and after visiting Rio de Janeiro, he declared it "Heaven on Earth." However, he is a drooling idiot. For you see, Wrigley Field in Chicago, IL is truly Heavenly. Mostly pictures and some words below.

Ozzie Guillen observes Cubs fans entering the stadium.

Grabbing bleacher spots....Row 3 Right Field. 75 and sunny. Sick.

Is there a better job on Earth than being the guy that updates the manual scoreboard at Wrigley? Maybe bullpen catcher, but the list ends there...


Jason Kubel feels a migraine coming on after Delmon Young says "Hello."


At this point, I would be comfortable paying 50 bucks to watch Joe Mauer jog around the outfield. Don't judge me.



DBAG fan of the Game

All in all, the Cubs fans we met were pretty cool. However, this guy was a real asshole. Waaaaay too drunk and full of spittle, this guy nearly ruined my perception of Chicago, let alone Cubs fans. Also, he looks exactly like Rowan Atkinson. This is NOT good.


COMPANY: Wife (7), Zach (11)
Food/Bev: 2 Hot Dogs@$4.00 ea./ 1 Lemonade ($4.00)= $12.00
Attendance: 41,509 (100.8% full)
Seat Cost: $55.00
Parking cost: $5.00 Train Pass+$4.00 Park N Ride= $9.00
Total Spent: $76.00
Season Total: $436.01 ($12.11/gm)

Twins fans in the crowd of 41,509 probably weren't the ones giving Bradley the business for his many misdeeds.He lost Jason Kubel's pop-up in the sun for a single, couldn't catch Michael Cuddyer's RBI bloop double, made a baserunning blunder and, most egregiously, flipped the ball into the stands after catching Mauer's one-out sac fly.