234 R10 S12 5/22/09
*this article does NOT pertain to my good pal Erin McMahon. She is a trim, attractive, bright young lady who just happened to make a terrible life choice by cheering for the Brewers....
There were thousands of Brewers fans in attendance tonight at my beloved Metrodome, farting and cussing and generally stinking up the place. I don't know what it is but God do I hate them so, with their XXL T-Shirts and plumber's cracks. And that's just the women.
The men are a complete disaster. No, that PBR cap is not cool. Nor is the matching "vintage" Brewers T-shirt. In fact, let's be honest: A t-shirt's being soiled does not qualify it as "vintage." You are just a dirty brat-slamming Milwaukee piece of garbage.
Hey, girl behind me? How about giving your cry of "Let's go Mannnnnnyyyyyyyyy" a GD rest huh? It's 11-0, we are beating the hell out of your favorite (Title-less. Ouch) team, and Manny Parra has been sitting his worthless ass on the bench for over three innings. Can it.
Sigh. Cuddyer hit for the cycle and the Brewers, as usual, suck at life.
COMPANY:RA (3), Jake (1)
Food/Bev: None
Attendance: 30,297 (65% full)
Seat Cost: $3.08
Parking cost: $1.50
Total Spent: $4.58
Season Total: $311.87 ($12.00/gm)
DBag fan of the game
There were worse fans tonight, to be sure. However, this woman who brought an entire Tupperware container full of cherries with pits was pretty bizarre. Yikes.
"'I guess it was in the cards for me," said Cuddyer, who was given the ball from the triple. "A broken bat down the left-field line to complete the cycle is not something you see everyday.'"
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