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I hate the fat guy with the Sabathia jersey, I hate the kid in the JJ Hardy T Shirt, I hate the disgusting cow in the PBR hat, I hate the toddler in the Brewers hat, I hate the teenagers in the Ben Sheets shirts. I truly hate them all.....
Another day another beating. The Milwaukee Brewers are a joke.....
Brewer Fan Fun Facts:
Average Weight:
(male): 335 lbs
(female): 325 lbs
Average IQ:
54
Transportation of choice:
Back of a flatbed
Favorite Food:
Any meat product as long as its shaped like a penis (brats, sausage, hot dog etc...) and covered in cheese.
Favorite Book:
Cookbook
Common jobs:
Parolee, Corn husker, Dairy Farmer, Dairy Cow
Favorite Baseball Cheers:
"Vikings suck!" and "Bill (clap clap clap) Hall (clap clap clap)." I seriously get a twitch in my eye when I hear that one...
Commonly, a Brewers fan marries:
Their hottest sister.
DBAG Fan of the Game.....The ICEMAN! This 400 pounder wheezed and waddled his way up to the 20th row! His face turned red and I could hear him mouth breathing for three innings after. The best part was either the fact he COULDN'T FIT IN HIS SEAT AT ALL or the fact that he didn't leave his seat the entire game knowing that he could never, ever, ever make it back up there again....
COMPANY: Kev Kev (2)
Food/Bev: None
Attendance: 40,547 (87% full)
Seat Cost: $3.08
Parking cost: $2.00
Total Spent: $5.08
Season Total: $316.95 ($11.73/gm)
"'He came up here and showed he belongs," said Mauer, who helped keep the 23-year-old Swarzak calm by calling for the right pitches in the right places and checking on the rookie's composure with a couple of well-timed jogs to the mound."
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