Separated At Birth!!!! White Sox Edition!!!!!

This week: The Pale Hoes from the South Side.




First Up, everyone's favorite closer, Bobby Jenks. Cool Beard!



Boy With Balls On Chin Agrees!



There's Sox hurler Jose Contreras. Say, he looks an awful lot like......

Fictional prisoner Simon Adebisi. Odd.



Hypothetical steroid user AJ Pierzynski



and his long lost brother Yertle The Turtle



White Sox skipper, gentleman and scholar Ozzie Guillen


shares a few features Pepe Le Peau




Lookie here, it's Cuban rookie sensation Alexei Ramirez


And the one and only Starvin' Marvin




Mark Buehrle only pitches night games


To keep his skin pale like long lost kin Clip Art Dracula




Well, if it isn't Twins killer Jim Thome


And Baby Huey! How adorable!