This is a new feature called player haters. I will go team by team until the hatred is complete...
NEW YORK GAY YANKEES
CC Sa-fat-thia- CATEGORY (overrated) Going on record admitting you "HATE THE TWINS" was just strike one. The way you cock your hat and continue to gain weight is strike two. Then, you signed with the Yankees and became truly hated. Strike Three-you are officially a douche. A fat douche.
Nick Squisher-CATEGORY (douchebag) Your head looks like a penis. Also, all of these photos happened....
Haha that's messed up. You slobbed on Vicente Padilla? Yuck! Just imagining Padilla's sweaty taint in my grill is enough to make me puke. You lived it.
Jenny Damon-CATEGORY (douchebag) Although your rocket of an arm makes it nearly impossible to hate on you, you are maybe a top 5 all-time douche. In ONE year you went from being a lovable caveman on a quirky team to a slicked-hair, suit wearing cockbag. Touche.
Hail, King douche
A-Roid- I dont really need to get into this too much. Just look:
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