Game 38, It's okay to lose....

A314 R7S118 6/14/09



" I hate the Cubs, and their fans. How you can you just be so okay with losing?"
-Anonymous.



It's true. Cubs fans for the most part are a bunch of spoiled retards. They go to their amazing stadium, pay 50 bucks to sit in the outfield and 7 bucks a beer, and keep coming back even though the team hasn't won ANYTHING in over 100 years. Sigh.

COMPANY: Wife (9), Zach (12)
Food/Bev: None
Attendance: 40,814 (99.2% full)
Seat Cost: $55.00
Parking cost: $5.00 Train Pass+$4.00 Park N Ride= $9.00
Total Spent: $64.00
Season Total: $564.01 ($14.84/gm)

DBAG Fan-O-Game

Milton Bradley is a retarded retard's retarded son. After a weekend in which he lost a ball in the sun and tossed a ball into the stands that was actually only the second out in the inning, I taunted the crap out of him Sunday afternoon. Then, this guy (pictured) stood up, walked down the row and asked me loudly "Have you EVER even MET Milton Bradley? How do YOU know he is SUCH a JERK!?" I could only laugh as the vein in this guy's neck began to bulge. Want to know how I know you are gay? You stick up for Milton Bradley.

Crain couldn't escape in the bottom half, and the latest meltdown left his ERA at a whopping 8.15."You try to find the right situation to put him in ballgames, but when you get to this point there is no right situation," manager Ron Gardenhire said.