Live jottings from the phone

.... Justin Morneau has four gold glove caliber plays through the first four innings. A nice catch by the third base camera well, a sliding catch in front of the Blue Jays dugout, A nice cutoff of a throw home (resulting in an assist at 2nd), and a heads up play holding a runner at third, getting the force at first, then throwing across the diamond to nail the listing Overbay at third

....It was obvious that Slowey was done after the fifth. It's possible he was done after four as he struggled mightily to get out of that fifth frame. For some reason Gardy thought otherwise and kept Slow Dog out there in the sixth. Rolen spanked the first pitch of the inning for a single, then Overbay followed with a line drive homer to center. This cut the score to 6-5...

...Is Ron Gardenhire sleeping in the dugout? There is no fire on that bench at all...

...Matt Guerrier is unbelievably bad at baseball...

...The kiss cam has to be stopped. The thought (and accompanying mental images) of senior citizens making out is no longer original OR funny.