This game never happened.

S227R10S1 4/15/09


Some might say the Blue Jays won this game 12-2, but they are lying. In my opinion it is okay to punch that person in the face.... Adios, Humber.

Scott Baker, who was supposed to be good seeing as how his picture was on my ticket (an honor not given to Liriano) gave up like a millionteen home dingers.

"Maybe if I don't see it go over the fence it isn't really happening..."





DBAG fan o' the game!!!


This retard had a retarded friend wearing orange socks and girl jeans. I could not get a picture because I was scared that it may break the camera... These hosers held up a 1992 Blue Jays championship banner for the entirety of the game. 1992. Really?




COMPANY: Mom (1)
Food/Bev: 2x Hot Dog ($2.00)
Attendance: 19,471 (43%)
Seat Cost: $21
Parking cost: $1.50
Total Spent: $22.50
Season Total: $205.58 ($22.84/gm)